This token now has approximately $4,739 of liquidity, effectively untradeable. That is down 58% from the $11,367 reported when this article was published. The figures below describe conditions at the time of writing.
The Retarded Bull (SLING) Has $11,367 of Liquidity Left Since We Covered It
What Happened
The liquidity for The retarded bull (SLING) has decreased significantly, now standing at $11,367. This is a stark decline from the $112,527 reported when this site last covered it.
Liquidity measured $11,367 against $112,527 at coverage — down 89.9%. Measured against The Retarded Bull (SLING) Records Elevated Volume Relative to Market Cap on Solana.
- Volume vs liquidity40.4xBorne outFlagged because turnover far above pool size meant exits would move the price.
- Pair maturity1.0 daysBorne outFlagged because a pair this new had no trading history to stand on.
- Liquidity vs market cap7.5%Borne outFlagged because the valuation rested on a pool too thin to support it.
- Team identity, track record, and off-chain commitments
- Whether locked liquidity unlocks soon — only the current lock state is read
- Coordinated wallets that spread supply to look decentralised
- Social-media manipulation and paid promotion
- Anything in a contract's logic beyond the standard checks performed
This is one token measured against its own coverage. It is not evidence the score is predictive — a token failing does not prove the coverage was right, and one surviving does not prove it was wrong. These follow-ups are only written when a pool has collapsed, so flags will tend to read as borne out here; that is a property of which tokens get a follow-up, not a measure of how often the model is right. The corpus-wide test, covering every token including those that survived, is on the track record. Not financial advice.
What We Said At The Time
In our original article published on August 9, 2026, titled "The Retarded Bull (SLING) Records Elevated Volume Relative to Market Cap on Solana," we assessed SLING's risk band as Elevated with a risk score of 54.1. The findings highlighted concerns regarding its liquidity relative to market cap.
What This Shows
The current liquidity situation demonstrates a significant degradation in the token's financial health, aligning with the elevated risk conditions flagged in the original coverage. The drastic drop in liquidity suggests that the concerns raised previously have materialized.
Current State
- Liquidity at publication: $112,527.21
- Current liquidity: $11,367.14
Risk Note
This article is not financial advice.